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Post by trucker on Jul 21, 2010 13:35:12 GMT -6
zok dude never said FIRST team was 2nd Team and even at bottom of page says NOT COMPLETE LIST but you believe whatever you want.
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Post by Rolle on Jul 21, 2010 13:37:26 GMT -6
This is unprecidented comedy...
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Post by BigJangaLang on Jul 21, 2010 14:45:29 GMT -6
Hahahahahahahahahahahha too much, I can't stop laughing. Seriously Jim, just shut the fuck up. You know the saying quit while your ahead, your could be sonic and still not get back in front your so far behind. Die.
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Post by ZZhadow on Jul 21, 2010 15:39:08 GMT -6
I ran a 4.6 my senior year with a pulled groin. I'm not that fast anymore, but I know I can do it under 5.
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Post by trucker on Jul 21, 2010 15:40:31 GMT -6
that must be your parents in picture that why you hate overwieght people because thery ate all food and ur skinny ass starved
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Post by Thurman Murman on Jul 21, 2010 15:46:52 GMT -6
that must be your parents in picture that why you hate overwieght people because thery ate all food and ur skinny ass starved Nope most people hate overweight people because they are fat and lazy and don't want to better themselves. Also when we have to sit next to you on airplanes you take up half of our seat.
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Post by trucker on Jul 21, 2010 16:31:03 GMT -6
that must be your parents in picture that why you hate overwieght people because thery ate all food and ur skinny ass starved Nope most people hate overweight people because they are fat and lazy and don't want to better themselves. Also when we have to sit next to you on airplanes you take up half of our seat. Well Thurm I have explained how i got overwieght severeal times but just for you I will once again. October 6th 2001 My unit was mobilized and ordered to be apart of Operation Iraq Freedon(Was known as Enduring Freedom but politics changed name) I finished my deployment with National Guard returned home November 14th 2002 I enlisted to Active duty unit and immediately redeployed to Iraq I returned home to get married and for a 10 day break in a 2 year deployment. August 21 2003 while going to pick up captured Iraqi's of intrest My convoy was ambushed just south of Tikirt Iraq I substained serious back injurys due to a RPG fired into my Bradley with door open at back At this time I was 6'2 215 pounds I was paralized from chest down and put into medicine induced coma in Germany to heal. I was in coma for 45 days when I woke up I had dropped 10 pounds. Upon learning I had lost 41 of the 46 men under my comand as Convoy Commander LT was official but butter bar and didnt know shit) I went into a deep depresion also hearing I was paralized i gave up and wanted to die. January 23rd 2004 My best friend got my head screwed on semi straight and I I decided not togive up on life I started eating still battling deprssion As of June 8th my birthday 2005 I wieghed 497 pounds (and didnt give a shit) My doctor told me my spine had healed beyond belief I started rehab and walked a year later I have steadly been losing wieght since after regaining my ability to walk.
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Post by BigJangaLang on Jul 21, 2010 16:33:29 GMT -6
And always complain about how hard everything is and we have to take two steps sideways in order for you to get through when ur passing one another. Lol cowherd said it best "i'd never let an obese person be my accountant or take care of my finiances because they have no discipline."
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Post by trucker on Jul 21, 2010 16:35:58 GMT -6
No disipline yea no diet no trainer no surgery i lost 200+ pounds doing it without displine
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Post by JT on Jul 21, 2010 18:16:41 GMT -6
Where can I get my Team Jim shirt?
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Post by Thurman Murman on Jul 21, 2010 19:14:02 GMT -6
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Post by BigJangaLang on Jul 21, 2010 19:20:51 GMT -6
Bahahahahas oh my lord
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Post by trucker on Jul 21, 2010 20:58:43 GMT -6
NOPE HERE IT IS SORRY JANG U NEED NOT APPLY Attachments:
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Post by Rolle on Jul 21, 2010 21:17:40 GMT -6
That was the most epic story...wow
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Post by DbGt4226 on Jul 21, 2010 21:39:46 GMT -6
Lol jim, I have never met either of u and I would bet a whole years salary that jang beats u in a 40 yard dash, because despite ur admirable weight loss, u still outweigh him by 100 pounds (at least) and he. Is 20 years younger But even at 260 I can run a 4.7 40 so Lose 40 more pounds I would blow a 4.4 40 out door and him with it I have always had Burst speed never long distance. That is why I was All state All 4 of my HS years as a DE 4.7??!?? Wow Jim I want in on this race im 31 & run a 4.4 40 but I'm in football shape so thats a no brianer but if U running a 4.7 40 Jim I'll pay U in ur weight~
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Post by Vtech on Jul 21, 2010 22:22:26 GMT -6
I call bullshit...Ill bet anything you don't run a 4.4.
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Post by JT on Jul 21, 2010 23:20:30 GMT -6
I run a 5.7 forty and my penis is 6 inches long.
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Post by ZZhadow on Jul 21, 2010 23:29:37 GMT -6
My record for getting myself off is one minute and twenty-seven seconds. Beat that fuckers.
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Post by BigJangaLang on Jul 21, 2010 23:52:35 GMT -6
Zz had to go to the spank bank for that one
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Post by ohgeez on Jul 21, 2010 23:53:41 GMT -6
I run a 5.7 forty and my penis is 6 inches long. My vote for best quote of the year.
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Post by Rolle on Jul 22, 2010 0:12:13 GMT -6
Ha...a minute 27, what did u do for the last 53 seconds?
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Post by Vtech on Jul 22, 2010 6:04:21 GMT -6
The best quote ever in COFL history was when spn called JT a girl or some shit...and JT went into detail about waking up and urinating while sitting down from his freshly groomed vagina. I looked for weeks trying to find it so I could quote it again...no luck.
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Post by ZZhadow on Jul 22, 2010 6:56:13 GMT -6
Ha...a minute 27, what did u do for the last 53 seconds? Gave myself a blowjob
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Post by DbGt4226 on Jul 22, 2010 7:51:22 GMT -6
I call bullshit...Ill bet anything you don't run a 4.4. I dont have no problem proving it!! if we were closer I'd gladly take off on U!! side note our black listed friend goodland runs a 4.2 40
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Post by starshaw on Jul 22, 2010 7:59:51 GMT -6
I call bullshit...Ill bet anything you don't run a 4.4. I dont have no problem proving it!! if we were closer I'd gladly take off on U!! side note our black listed friend goodland runs a 4.2 40 is that with the police sirens on or off?
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Post by trucker on Jul 22, 2010 8:11:00 GMT -6
I have to throw my Dick over my shoulder to take dump so i don't get shit on it sitting in bowl damn having a 12 foot cock is hard.
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Post by Vtech on Jul 22, 2010 9:32:45 GMT -6
If goodland ran a 4.2 he would be playing football somewhere. I don't care how stupid he is. I don't think you guys understand how fast sub 4.4. 40's are. Average joes don't just run those.
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Post by DbGt4226 on Jul 22, 2010 10:07:17 GMT -6
If goodland ran a 4.2 he would be playing football somewhere. I don't care how stupid he is. I don't think you guys understand how fast sub 4.4. 40's are. Average joes don't just run those. vtech trust & believe I kno what a 4.4, 4.3, 4.2, & even 4.1 speed looks like & im sure U urself can vouch 4 how many damn good athletes dont go anywhere due 2 unforeseen reasons!! Goodlands fuck was getting w/ the woman he's w/ now!! Not gonna put all his business out there but U might as well say that was his down fall nothing against her she fam & love he 2 def but yea... as 4 myself I couldn't keep my dick in my pants had had a seed in college & dropped out... been playing semi-pro & arena ball ever since... now a days im jus working 2 take care of mine... but real talk no BS he's fast as fuck & well so am i
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Post by DbGt4226 on Jul 22, 2010 10:08:13 GMT -6
I dont have no problem proving it!! if we were closer I'd gladly take off on U!! side note our black listed friend goodland runs a 4.2 40 is that with the police sirens on or off? off sirens on im running a 3.9 lmao
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Post by Rolle on Jul 22, 2010 10:08:39 GMT -6
Goodland....fastest toilet salesman east of the mississippi
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