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Post by Thurman Murman on Jul 23, 2010 12:01:35 GMT -6
has a hott, single lady friend coming to his house tonight while his parents are out. How far into this date should I mention that I spend most of my time on a forum for a video game league about virtual players?
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Post by BigJangaLang on Jul 23, 2010 12:14:24 GMT -6
Don't sweet talk her thurm, get her a brew or glass of wine and ask her if she wants to get naked.
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Post by Vtech on Jul 23, 2010 12:32:07 GMT -6
Thurm are you gonna lose that virginity tonight?
Lie to her, tell her you really like her or something. And ask her if you can video tape it. Then post it on here so we can watch.
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Post by starshaw on Jul 23, 2010 12:59:27 GMT -6
get some smirnoff or some other kind of bitch beer for her to get her drunk. then proceed to get into her pants
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Post by BigJangaLang on Jul 23, 2010 13:02:02 GMT -6
Go buy some patron so she knows you mean business.
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Post by Thurman Murman on Jul 23, 2010 13:44:05 GMT -6
LOL. This is a great thread already. She said she wants to drink, but I doubt she will because shes never had alcohol before. We've got two fridges with beer and my parents just got new bottles of Bircardi, Polar Bear and tequila, so it shall be an interesting night. We've been friends for about 8 months, real good friends and she just got out a relationship with this senior who didn't really care about her lol. Sounds like a great time for Thurm to just in and make her feel happy oh and vtech i actually do like her, but she knows this.
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Post by BigJangaLang on Jul 23, 2010 14:09:14 GMT -6
Remember 3 parts booze 1 part mixer, works everytime..
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Post by Vtech on Jul 23, 2010 14:39:16 GMT -6
Here's some things to consider.
1. She's never had alcohol thats a negative
2. But the positive is she was dating a senior. And I was a senior before and I didn't date down unless I was getting some poononnee.
Do you know for a fact she fucks? Go down on her and lick her asshole too....Im telling you chicks dig that shit.
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Post by BigJangaLang on Jul 23, 2010 14:59:15 GMT -6
whatever u do just try to act confident but not cocky, chicks hate dudes that are nervous as fuck around them cuz it makes them nervous.
And give her a congratulatory spank on the ass when ur finished.
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Post by COFL President on Jul 23, 2010 15:06:39 GMT -6
Yesssssssssssss, thurm...hit that fuckin' ass!
First off, Vtech & Joran, great advice. Thurm, listen to what they say, especially what vtech said about licking her asshole.
Secondly, she basically wants fuck or get finger banged. Don't give her beer. Make her a mix drink and you drink a beer. You said you have Bacardi? Just grab some coke and when your pour the bacardi in count to 4 (that's with ice in it).
If you don't get your dick touched tonight, don't come back to the boards b/c none of us will care.
BUT....IF BY THE GRACE OF GOD, you lick twat and finger her asshole, we want all the details from the beginning. But don't write a novel b/c we all have A.D.D. and can't pay attention that long.
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Post by Thurman Murman on Jul 23, 2010 15:39:42 GMT -6
LOL. I do not know that she fucks, in fact, i doubt it. One problem with the Bacardi & Vodka, my parents just got them so they still have the seal on them and that green stuff on the outside. Can you like pop the top and pour some and them not notice? The tequila is the only one that has been opened. I'm not putting much into this night, just like in the COFL my low expectations can have high results (hopefully very high) lol.
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Post by Coach P on Jul 23, 2010 15:41:31 GMT -6
Last but not least.what ever happens do not call her or text until monday. If ublow your load early just change shorts and wait 20 mins your young enough to go 3 or 4 times in a night
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Post by Coach P on Jul 23, 2010 15:43:13 GMT -6
Maybe even rub one out so when she goes for the handjob you make it through to the sextastic
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Post by ZZhadow on Jul 23, 2010 17:41:05 GMT -6
Challenge her to a game of NCAA 11. If she wins, you have to lick her asshole. If you win, she gets to lick yours.
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Post by COFL President on Jul 23, 2010 18:15:28 GMT -6
Pour water into the vodka and it'll look full...duh? That's the oldest trick in the book.
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Post by Vtech on Jul 23, 2010 18:16:07 GMT -6
man this thread is awesome. Asshole licking FTW
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Post by BigJangaLang on Jul 23, 2010 18:22:05 GMT -6
Lick all around every part of her vag except her vag until she grabbs ur head and slams it on her clit because she can't wait for you to give it to her. Make sure u tell her she just got the real "Talent" too after u smack her on her ass when ur finished wammying it.
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Post by Vtech on Jul 23, 2010 18:27:26 GMT -6
Make sure when you're banging her you sit up and put her legs on your shoulders and spit on her pussy too....classy chicks beg me to spit on their puss.
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Post by Coach P on Jul 23, 2010 18:31:58 GMT -6
Do you telll the wife about that vtech?
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Post by scylth on Jul 23, 2010 19:15:11 GMT -6
I hope you have a great night Thurm. My advice, be yourself, be kind and caring. Chicks fall for that.
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Post by ZZhadow on Jul 23, 2010 22:57:51 GMT -6
Lick her ears too.
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Post by Rolle on Jul 24, 2010 0:02:30 GMT -6
This thread made my night...solid advice boys...
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Post by COFL President on Jul 24, 2010 8:07:50 GMT -6
What happened? I hope the condom broke
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Post by trucker on Jul 24, 2010 8:33:49 GMT -6
He blew his load when she unbuttoned her bra
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Post by scylth on Jul 24, 2010 8:38:56 GMT -6
Well?
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Post by Vtech on Jul 24, 2010 10:36:45 GMT -6
thurm's mom and step dad got in a fight, so the step dad sat at home. Thurm masturbated from 11 to 2 am.
I made up the 2nd sentence.
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Post by Thurman Murman on Jul 24, 2010 10:59:10 GMT -6
thurm's mom and step dad got in a fight, so the step dad sat at home. Thurm masturbated from 11 to 2 am. I made up the 2nd sentence. This. My mom went out on the river, but my step dad didn't. Stupid how the parents how and lie to you and tell you they aren't fighting and that one of them just has an upset stomach. Upset stomach my ass. So yeah, Alex came over, but couldn't do anything exciting. I guess I'll be a virgin forever.
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Post by trucker on Jul 24, 2010 11:18:03 GMT -6
Next time tell him if he dont let you you'll tell your mom about that red head that he went out with after she left telling you if mom calls say he is asleep.
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Post by COFL President on Jul 24, 2010 11:19:51 GMT -6
Next time tell him if he dont let you you'll tell your mom about that red head that he went out with after she left telling you if mom calls say he is asleep. Exactly
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Post by Eberry on Jul 24, 2010 13:07:31 GMT -6
do you have a special alabama keyboard that makes sentences like that possible?
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