Post by BigJangaLang on Aug 14, 2010 11:42:03 GMT -6
Decided to get alil zesty last night. I'm with a few of my friends and we head downtown and happen to see the most physically imposing security guard in Columbus (eberry) at one of my favorite hot spots. Anyways so it's about 230 and the bars are closing so we head back to campus. I drop everybody off cuz I was the designated drunk driver for the night, my friend hits me up and says there's about 25-30 ppl at his place so I roll over there solo and I notice every single person there is from this other high school (Watterson) that was a neighboring high school of mine.
Anywhoo so start pounding a few nattys, feelin real saucey at this point, and im posting up against a wall chillin. Soon enough I start flirting with this bangin hot blonde, one thing leads to another and I start making out with her. Next thing I know some kid sucker punches me in the back of the head and says get the fuck off my girl friend. Bigjang is enraged at this point and starts charging the kid looking for blood but of course 6 of his high school buddies get in my way and I was there by myself so there was nothing I could do. I tell the kid as im walking out and I quote "Dont get mad at me because ur girl is all over my cock, ur obviously not getting the job done right."
Sure enough I wake up at 11 this morning for work and I got a random text and it's from this girl asking me what im doing tonight. I don't even remember getting this girls number let alone giving her mine so I have no idea how she got it lol. Maybe my friend gave it to her. Either way the talent has been upgraded. Apprish!
Anywhoo so start pounding a few nattys, feelin real saucey at this point, and im posting up against a wall chillin. Soon enough I start flirting with this bangin hot blonde, one thing leads to another and I start making out with her. Next thing I know some kid sucker punches me in the back of the head and says get the fuck off my girl friend. Bigjang is enraged at this point and starts charging the kid looking for blood but of course 6 of his high school buddies get in my way and I was there by myself so there was nothing I could do. I tell the kid as im walking out and I quote "Dont get mad at me because ur girl is all over my cock, ur obviously not getting the job done right."
Sure enough I wake up at 11 this morning for work and I got a random text and it's from this girl asking me what im doing tonight. I don't even remember getting this girls number let alone giving her mine so I have no idea how she got it lol. Maybe my friend gave it to her. Either way the talent has been upgraded. Apprish!