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Post by BigJangaLang on Aug 30, 2010 22:58:38 GMT -6
Was he life of parties he never attended? If he punched me in the face would I have to resist the urge to thank him. Thomas Wayne Bradshaw..... the worlds most interesting trucker.
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Post by BigJangaLang on Aug 31, 2010 1:51:32 GMT -6
Lol ur welcome here anytime Jimmy cakes, 112 W Lane Avenue is my address. Come knock on my door. Anyways I was kidding but thanks for providing some laughs for me tonight. I felt like an ass laughing at ur deceased father (may he rest in peace) but this whole post u wrote is something you would expect to see read on a Saturday night live skit or something. Too funny.
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Post by ZZhadow on Aug 31, 2010 8:05:28 GMT -6
I thought it was the best written post Jim has written on this board. Considering it was a tribute to his father, your post--Jang--really solidifies the idea and fact that you are a total douchebag. There was no call for a dickwad response like that.
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Post by BigJangaLang on Aug 31, 2010 9:56:42 GMT -6
Did I or did I not say I felt like an ass while I was laughing at it? You can say im a douchebag all you want, but if you honestly made it through that post without shedding atleast a smile or laugh ur hollow inside. If the president ripped ass during his state of the union address and I heard it on TV I would he crying, that's basically where this was.
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Post by ZZhadow on Aug 31, 2010 10:47:40 GMT -6
Yea, you said you felt like an ass, but still kept being a dick. I didn't notice anything 'SNL' about it at all.
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Post by BigJangaLang on Aug 31, 2010 11:21:41 GMT -6
Don't get ur panties all in abunch hadow, it'll be alright.
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Post by Vtech on Aug 31, 2010 16:03:26 GMT -6
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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Post by ZZhadow on Aug 31, 2010 16:27:05 GMT -6
Don't get ur panties all in abunch hadow, it'll be alright. My boxers are wrinkle-free, thank you very much, angalang. Your posts don't make you sound like the 'hard man' you want everybody to think you to be...they make you sound like an idiot.
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Post by BigJangaLang on Aug 31, 2010 16:33:57 GMT -6
I'm not trying to act hard. I'm laughing and having a good time with a sensative subject. Ur actin like a 70 year old saint with a telephone pole up your ass.
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Post by clemson2311 on Aug 31, 2010 17:39:50 GMT -6
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. Haha, ok Dr. Evil.
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Post by ohgeez on Aug 31, 2010 18:41:41 GMT -6
lay off the HGH dingaling... it doesnt make you tough, just makes you look tough
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Post by BigJangaLang on Aug 31, 2010 19:03:41 GMT -6
ya got me there Jim. The league was too me much for me, all I was doing was losing game in and game out. Go eat ur controller and choke on it.
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Post by ZZhadow on Aug 31, 2010 20:16:12 GMT -6
Weak.
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Post by Vtech on Aug 31, 2010 20:17:17 GMT -6
Pretty sure this will end this thread
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Post by ZZhadow on Aug 31, 2010 20:30:55 GMT -6
Yep...made me lose interest. Good job.
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Post by Vtech on Aug 31, 2010 20:56:16 GMT -6
turn them off jim...it's classic.
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Post by ohgeez on Aug 31, 2010 21:52:58 GMT -6
go* damn vtech... thats just wrong......
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Post by clemson2311 on Aug 31, 2010 22:11:25 GMT -6
Ewwwww...
why?!!
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