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jang
May 19, 2010 21:30:46 GMT -6
Post by Vtech on May 19, 2010 21:30:46 GMT -6
Call this number asap 5126392500
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jang
May 19, 2010 23:28:18 GMT -6
Post by BigJangaLang on May 19, 2010 23:28:18 GMT -6
hammmmaaawwwed
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jang
May 20, 2010 0:07:10 GMT -6
Post by COFL President on May 20, 2010 0:07:10 GMT -6
You called me...I didn't know who it was
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jang
May 20, 2010 0:09:09 GMT -6
Post by BigJangaLang on May 20, 2010 0:09:09 GMT -6
don't worry hes taking a bath with the wifey, hes aightt
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jang
May 20, 2010 12:06:05 GMT -6
Post by Vtech on May 20, 2010 12:06:05 GMT -6
She was out when you called...I was in the bath waiting on room service.
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jang
May 20, 2010 12:28:13 GMT -6
Post by COFL President on May 20, 2010 12:28:13 GMT -6
You were in the bath, one hand on your cock, another on your drink and just staring at the ceiling. That's a site of legendary status.
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jang
May 20, 2010 12:57:10 GMT -6
Post by Vtech on May 20, 2010 12:57:10 GMT -6
Paid some sandie in a taxi to take us to the hotel
I stumbled to the room after attempting to sleep on the couch in the lobby and was told I can't sleep there.
Wife got in bath I was watching tv and wondering why the room was spinning. Got in bath, she got out..jang called. I filled him in on drake show (which was incredible, trae opened, birdman made a cameo) and then got off because I felt borderline gay talking to him while i was laying naked in a bath.
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jang
May 20, 2010 13:44:06 GMT -6
Post by Coach P on May 20, 2010 13:44:06 GMT -6
Talking while laying naked in bath.. HAWT!!!!!!!!!!
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jang
May 20, 2010 13:45:54 GMT -6
Post by Coach P on May 20, 2010 13:45:54 GMT -6
Are you playing ZZ right now?
Let me know what time you can get Cal @ OU in..
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jang
May 20, 2010 14:22:46 GMT -6
Post by BigJangaLang on May 20, 2010 14:22:46 GMT -6
Yeah that was mad homo, you were destroyed haha. Your wife was telling me some of the funniest ish to on the phone I was losing it.
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jang
May 20, 2010 15:17:39 GMT -6
Post by djcali1914 on May 20, 2010 15:17:39 GMT -6
Vtech you should be ashamed, but Prez may have a few worse stories; with all the animals he has wrestled with while being tight.
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jang
May 20, 2010 15:46:15 GMT -6
Post by Vtech on May 20, 2010 15:46:15 GMT -6
im ashamed of nothing
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jang
May 21, 2010 9:02:26 GMT -6
Post by COFL President on May 21, 2010 9:02:26 GMT -6
I got some legendary stories:
- I banged a filthy one on an Amtrack Train in the handicap bathroom on my way back to school when I was a freshmen at Southern Illinois. Nobody can beat that
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jang
May 21, 2010 9:03:15 GMT -6
Post by Coach P on May 21, 2010 9:03:15 GMT -6
Mile high club member......
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jang
May 21, 2010 9:47:31 GMT -6
Post by Vtech on May 21, 2010 9:47:31 GMT -6
I got some legendary stories: - I banged a filthy one on an Amtrack Train in the handicap bathroom on my way back to school when I was a freshmen at Southern Illinois. Nobody can beat that I've got some good ones..I wouldn't say you "can't" beat that. Banged a chick in the miller lite suite at AAA baseball game.
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jang
May 21, 2010 10:42:30 GMT -6
Post by djcali1914 on May 21, 2010 10:42:30 GMT -6
I got a better one, I banged a chick in the DJ Booth while spinning. First she gave me head where no one could see, then I hit that shit from the back while she acted like she was my co-DJ ya dig.. She had a dress on, it was hillarious.
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jang
May 21, 2010 11:38:39 GMT -6
Post by COFL President on May 21, 2010 11:38:39 GMT -6
Wow, DJCali...that's how it's done in the dirty south.
I banged a girl in my parents kitchen at like 2am. My parents bedroom was about 20 feet away. If they would've woken up that would've really sucked. I was 19 at the time. What a classy girl.
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jang
May 21, 2010 12:19:26 GMT -6
Post by trucker on May 21, 2010 12:19:26 GMT -6
I think my best was banging a female reporter for BBC in back of Bradley while 7 friends waited thier turn (Rank has privilages) As we were on way to cut off Iraqs troops withdraw from Kuwait
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jang
May 21, 2010 12:23:12 GMT -6
Post by Coach P on May 21, 2010 12:23:12 GMT -6
Stay classy San Diego..............
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jang
May 21, 2010 12:52:02 GMT -6
Post by djcali1914 on May 21, 2010 12:52:02 GMT -6
Jim the girl said it took you an hour to find your Shish before you could stick it in, LOL. She then said she was glad you went first cuz she was banging from smallest to largest.
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jang
May 21, 2010 12:56:20 GMT -6
Post by trucker on May 21, 2010 12:56:20 GMT -6
Jim the girl said it took you an hour to find your Shish before you could stick it in, LOL. She then said she was glad you went first cuz she was banging from smallest to largest. Well To dismiss your first lie I was in it before she got laid down accross the other guys laps. And As to your second. Im not huge but I have the skills to satisfy your women BTW tell her to shave it next time.
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jang
May 21, 2010 13:00:21 GMT -6
Post by djcali1914 on May 21, 2010 13:00:21 GMT -6
Is that why she said you reminded her to get her pinky ring out of layway? Hmm........
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jang
May 21, 2010 13:01:25 GMT -6
Post by trucker on May 21, 2010 13:01:25 GMT -6
Well she told me all you reminded her was it was time to take a nap HMMMM
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jang
May 21, 2010 13:03:34 GMT -6
Post by djcali1914 on May 21, 2010 13:03:34 GMT -6
Good Shish Jim, its all in fun......
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jang
May 21, 2010 13:16:25 GMT -6
Post by Vtech on May 21, 2010 13:16:25 GMT -6
i banged a chick in her grandparents kitchen and her mom walked in
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jang
May 21, 2010 13:46:32 GMT -6
Post by djcali1914 on May 21, 2010 13:46:32 GMT -6
So....... how did the Mom react?
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jang
May 21, 2010 22:31:55 GMT -6
Post by Vtech on May 21, 2010 22:31:55 GMT -6
she walked right out and played dumb
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jang
May 21, 2010 22:42:23 GMT -6
Post by Thurman Murman on May 21, 2010 22:42:23 GMT -6
I'm a virgin although i could have banged this chick last year, but shes pretty unattractive One of these days I'll have stories haha
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jang
May 21, 2010 23:11:23 GMT -6
Post by Vtech on May 21, 2010 23:11:23 GMT -6
no you won't
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jang
May 22, 2010 5:15:45 GMT -6
Post by djcali1914 on May 22, 2010 5:15:45 GMT -6
Hmmm..... Unattractive = Animal. Prez, Thurman doesn't get it yet does he? You have to bang an animal every now then for self gratification.
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